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The end is near

Postby Captainadurica » Tue Aug 21, 2018 9:30 pm

Hey there,

Its ya boi Squadfam20069 back again with another intellectual topic about the staff.

As we all know that the last topic ended with a so called "war" that was going to take place between the Alpha 2 and the Hellonati.
but what happened?
Why was there no war?
Why am i awake at 1:16 am typing this?
I am doing this in the line of duty. We journalists have to give up our families back in our hometowns that get burned down by Felipe98_.
Don't go anywhere we will be back right after the break.
*America fook yeeaaa*

Welcome back to News @69 im ur host Squadfam20069 and today we will be answering some questions.

So what did happen?
There was certainly a war. We normies would not have the intellectual mind to process such a war that is happening right in front of our eyes. The staff has been concealing the truth from us so we do not overthrow them. They are trying to turn our focus on to their other failures like CB and everything else.

Why?
Well as we all knew that Marc050301's husband, SpartanPride7 was the leader of the hellonati but after Spartan found out that Marc had children, Spartan did the wisest thing a man could do. He ran away. He went far away from the hellonati to seek refuge with his old comrades that were in the Alpha 2. The Alpha 2 took in Spartan after several trials and leaked all of Hellonatis information.

What did they find?
Well after putting Spartan through Tunak Tunak for 48 hours he confessed that he was not the father of the children. They were heirs of a superior power. The most powerful children ever created. _UltraPro_ and MissileGaymer. These two brothers have been taking on their step-father position as the "Admin" but in reality they are fighting the Alpha 2. Stronger than ever the Hellonati has been dominating this war.

How u ask?
Well it becomes clear once u check for the so called owner and technician of our server.
They have "never joined this server".

but how is that possible?

Well after one of the brothers, Ultra started working on his so called "Admin" responsibilities. He took no time to delete the Succ and Tedde from the server.

The war is on going. Don't be fooled by the staff. Our server is coming to an end. And its all his fault...
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Re: The end is near

Postby Bright_scales » Tue Aug 21, 2018 11:39 pm

Why did I read the topic title in Thanos's voice...?
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Re: The end is near

Postby LordVikron » Wed Aug 22, 2018 5:21 am

Bright_scales wrote:Why did I read the topic title in Thanos's voice...?

Why did I even read this
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Re: The end is near

Postby Captainadurica » Wed Aug 22, 2018 6:26 pm

The higher power has spoken. Many players have made "Leaving" topics.

but are they really leaving?
No. The higher power sees potential in them. They see something us normies do not. They see information. These players are being recruited into the Hellonati.

I will post more evidence if i survive. I have received two death threats from the Hellonati.

#RiskingLifeForTruth
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Re: The end is near

Postby ~Ryan » Wed Aug 22, 2018 6:33 pm

CaptainAdurica wrote:The higher power has spoken. Many players have made "Leaving" topics.

but are they really leaving?
No. The higher power sees potential in them. They see something us normies do not. They see information. These players are being recruited into the Hellonati.

I will post more evidence if i survive. I have received two death threats from the Hellonati.

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Re: The end is near

Postby Endershack » Wed Aug 22, 2018 6:57 pm

CaptainAdurica wrote:The higher power has spoken. Many players have made "Leaving" topics.

but are they really leaving?
No. The higher power sees potential in them. They see something us normies do not. They see information. These players are being recruited into the Hellonati.

I will post more evidence if i survive. I have received two death threats from the Hellonati.

#RiskingLifeForTruth

This is actually scary... Somfic, clexar, bloom, bepis, cmvo leave... ryan going inactive, sakura possibly leaving... right after you make this topic. The Hellonati has returned, and they've predicted when hm has gone to its lowest point and plans to strike soon... who knows who else in staff is already part of the Hellonati.... we've got to tread lightly and predict before the next attack.
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Re: The end is near

Postby Endershack » Wed Aug 22, 2018 7:50 pm

The 10-step Verified Guide™® to avoid being controlled by the Hellonati:

1. Don't use warps - Warps were actually created by the Hellonati to dull our minds, make us all chase the same goals, make us constantly fight and compete over plots in the government rather than have healthy methods of transportation and economic transaction with other people. The Hellonati is all about monopolies.

2. Play Ironball - It is very evident that a higher power is preventing Ironball from thriving. The Hellonati obviously does not want government money going back to the people and introducing a new money making opportunity for all players.

3. Don't use /msg and /r (unless you're dutch) - You are being watched by SK, and SK is being watched by Hellonati. Use discord instead.

4. Don't take from the community chest - The Hellonati implants items into the chest to make you think other people inserted them; these items have a small chip in them tracking everywhere you go and records your voice.

5. Don't bid on government auctions - Everytime a government plot is bid on the Hellonati only gets richer and becomes even more hungry.

6. Put your most valuables in your enderchest - This is probably already given but only you and you alone can know what is in your enderchest. Mind-controlled moderators and admins can't search it.

7. Live in a private city - Living in the wild will leave you vulernable to Hellonati spies, they can even pass through entry-deny regions. Government cities are even worse, there may already be 2 or 3 set up in your home. Private cities have a special bond of player unity that repels the Hellonati.

8. Don't trust staff - The only way of proving if a staffmember isn't mind-controlled, being watched over, or working for the Hellonati is if they are dutch. Sadly, since Somfic is leaving, you may be out of luck.

9. Learn Dutch - The Hellonati inherently cannot understand dutch as it is the tongue of our lord and savior, as well as Hellonati's worse enemy. Becoming fluent is a must if you wish to share secretive information on the server.

10. Be very cautious and choose your friends wisely when pursuing in a government job or being recruited to staff.
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Re: The end is near

Postby DR_StevenStrange » Wed Aug 22, 2018 8:09 pm

Endershack wrote:The 10-step Verified Guide™® to avoid being controlled by the Hellonati:

1. Don't use warps - Warps were actually created by the Hellonati to dull our minds, make us all chase the same goals, make us constantly fight and compete over plots in the government rather than have healthy methods of transportation and economic transaction with other people. The Hellonati is all about monopolies.

2. Play Ironball - It is very evident that a higher power is preventing Ironball from thriving. The Hellonati obviously does not want government money going back to the people and introducing a new money making opportunity for all players.

3. Don't use /msg and /r (unless you're dutch) - You are being watched by SK, and SK is being watched by Hellonati. Use discord instead.

4. Don't take from the community chest - The Hellonati implants items into the chest to make you think other people inserted them; these items have a small chip in them tracking everywhere you go and records your voice.

5. Don't bid on government auctions - Everytime a government plot is bid on the Hellonati only gets richer and becomes even more hungry.

6. Put your most valuables in your enderchest - This is probably already given but only you and you alone can know what is in your enderchest. Mind-controlled moderators and admins can't search it.

7. Live in a private city - Living in the wild will leave you vulernable to Hellonati spies, they can even pass through entry-deny regions. Government cities are even worse, there may already be 2 or 3 set up in your home. Private cities have a special bond of player unity that repels the Hellonati.

8. Don't trust staff - The only way of proving if a staffmember isn't mind-controlled, being watched over, or working for the Hellonati is if they are dutch. Sadly, since Somfic is leaving, you may be out of luck.

9. Learn Dutch - The Hellonati inherently cannot understand dutch as it is the tongue of our lord and savior, as well as Hellonati's worse enemy. Becoming fluent is a must if you wish to share secretive information on the server.

10. Be very cautious and choose your friends wisely when pursuing in a government job or being recruited to staff.

De hellonati houdt je in de gaten.
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Re: The end is near

Postby skunkdonkey » Wed Aug 22, 2018 8:16 pm

Endershack wrote:[u][size=150]
5. Don't bid on government auctions - Everytime a government plot is bid on the Hellonati only gets richer and becomes even more hungry.[/b]

No no no you got it all wrong - we are instructed to clear their mind of ever selling that plot using the all new WINDEX - and then to illegally evict them without knowing they even bought the plot.
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Re: The end is near

Postby ozapenguin » Thu Aug 23, 2018 1:39 pm

Endershack wrote:The 10-step Verified Guide™® to avoid being controlled by the Hellonati:

1. Don't use warps - Warps were actually created by the Hellonati to dull our minds, make us all chase the same goals, make us constantly fight and compete over plots in the government rather than have healthy methods of transportation and economic transaction with other people. The Hellonati is all about monopolies.

2. Play Ironball - It is very evident that a higher power is preventing Ironball from thriving. The Hellonati obviously does not want government money going back to the people and introducing a new money making opportunity for all players.

3. Don't use /msg and /r (unless you're dutch) - You are being watched by SK, and SK is being watched by Hellonati. Use discord instead.

4. Don't take from the community chest - The Hellonati implants items into the chest to make you think other people inserted them; these items have a small chip in them tracking everywhere you go and records your voice.

5. Don't bid on government auctions - Everytime a government plot is bid on the Hellonati only gets richer and becomes even more hungry.

6. Put your most valuables in your enderchest - This is probably already given but only you and you alone can know what is in your enderchest. Mind-controlled moderators and admins can't search it.

7. Live in a private city - Living in the wild will leave you vulernable to Hellonati spies, they can even pass through entry-deny regions. Government cities are even worse, there may already be 2 or 3 set up in your home. Private cities have a special bond of player unity that repels the Hellonati.

8. Don't trust staff - The only way of proving if a staffmember isn't mind-controlled, being watched over, or working for the Hellonati is if they are dutch. Sadly, since Somfic is leaving, you may be out of luck.

9. Learn Dutch - The Hellonati inherently cannot understand dutch as it is the tongue of our lord and savior, as well as Hellonati's worse enemy. Becoming fluent is a must if you wish to share secretive information on the server.

10. Be very cautious and choose your friends wisely when pursuing in a government job or being recruited to staff.


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